I recently audited the customer call center operated by one of the largest U.S. airlines, and I was dumbstruck by what I found. The center’s “Platinum” line, dedicated to the airline’s best customers, automatically disconnected callers who had been on hold for 59 minutes. When I asked the manager why the system had been programmed that way, he sheepishly admitted that his compensation was based on the average time required to handle customers’ calls—including the time they spent on hold—and hanging up on callers was the only way to hit his targets. Moreover, he explained, customers who spent an hour on hold were always incensed, and the agents wanted to avoid talking with them.